Thursday, August 13, 2009

The Accused

Hey every buddy, Khady Lynn here! Ya know, sometimes being "the baby" has it's disadvantages.

Whenever something "happens" around here that the humans feel is "naughty" they always seem to look at ME!

For instance, I submit the following.....

Don't you like how mom just "assumed" it was me? I mean, even though nothing like this has ever happened before, and I was just sitting there looking completely innocent, she still accused ME!!! Wait a minute!! What about my rights?? Aren't there laws against this sort of "judgement" without proof beyond a reasonable doubt?

This same sort of instance of TP'ing the house, happened a few more times and so mom and dad started closing the bathroom door whenever they weren't able to keep an eye on me. I always got that accusatory "Khaaadddyyyy?" as if they were asking me why I was stringing toilet paper throughout the house.

And then........last night.......

Uh huh, she's feelin' bad now!! I got lots of apology smooches after that! What mom can't figure out is why, out of the blue, Samuel started Tp'ing the house? This has never happened before. EVER! He's 11!!!!

But, then again, he is weird. Obviously.

Anyway, so, there you have it. You cannot always assume the puppy is the one doing all the "naughty" stuff. You must have proof! That's the law. Innocent until proven guilty!

Now, I'm going back to my cool air vent with the view for a nap. I have been exonerated.

BTW, the snooter pic on Wordless Wednesday wasn't me. It's Samuel!!! AKA the Toilet Paper Bandit!! Hawoowoowoo!!!

(the innocent)


The Thundering Herd said...

Meanwhile, Hbbb is off somewhere in a corner grinning about how everyone else got framed.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think it is part of the NEW khottonelle khampaign with skhwirrels!

Woo SIBES are innocent...this time...and evfurrytime!

PeeEssWoo: I think woo are due some extra Happy Hearts fur your pain and suffering!

Mango said...

That is just so unjust. That Sam dog is getting up to tricks in his old age. Although he kind of looks like he doesn't remember doing it. I am glad your mom wasn't mad at him.


The Daily Echo said...

Psssst......everything isn't always as it seems. That's all I'm going to say!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Stomp your food and YELL at your humans!

Sitka, Tia, & Cornelia Marie said...

HA ROOOOOOOOO! Khady I am so sorry you got blamed! I can't believe Sam is doing this!!!

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Sam just wanted to show your mom that it takes a lot of talent to string the TP that far and not rip it.

But it is unfair to assume the puppy is always guilty.

The Army of Four said...

Woo. Sammy. That was quite the scolding you got there. Are you OK, buddy?
Dave ( fellow 11-er -- maybe this is something I should try! )

PS: Sorry I called you Khady yesterday!

The OP Pack said...

Sam, something about this isn't quite right - we think someone set you up. Why is that paper laid out so nice and straight? Don't take it lying down - fight back.

Woos, the OP Pack

Ozzie the OZmonster said...

I think Sammy is practicing performance art, or he knew he was going to need it later-arooo, arooo, aroooo. Sorry for the toilet humor.-arooooo, arooooo, aroooo. I am just cracking myself up.

Glad your were found innocent KL. I knew it all along.

Huggz and fuzz-z,

Lorenza said...

I am so happy to know that Sammy had fun TP'ing the house!
Kisses and hugs

Bae Bae said...

Aw. I know you wont do that Khady. But Sammy sure sounds like he had fun

~ Bae

Simcha said...


My human is totally in love with Sammy now!


Cyber-sibes said...

Perhaps Sam had a"second puppyhood" moment? Woo can probably look sad & hurt and milk this for lots of extra HH cookies!

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Benson J Puppypaws said...

o oHh

I thiNk I mighT get inTo TrubLe coz i aM the bAby to?

I loVe you hoLly!

You aRe very BeauTiFul

Luv bJ

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

She better have apologized! I hope you got a lot of Happy Hearts for all the torture you endured while being falsely accused!


Summit the Super Mal said...

Woo there KhL and SammiWoo~
Just wanted to let woo both know that I don't believe ANI OF IT!!! That girl biped of your (whilst I do truli love her) realli has no true evidence that either of woo did anithing with ani toilet paper. Good job on ignoring her there Sammi!!! If woo know woo didn't do need to acknowledge her empti allegations.
Your pal,

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