He has a crusty spot on his chest where he has been licking, so mom tried to think of something that would keep him from licking it. This is what she came up with.......
Handsome bandanna? Nope. That's an old hand towel that mom tied around his neck! Mind you, the droopy ear makes him dorky looking all by itself, but once you add the towel, well, I just can't pass up the opportunity to publicise his humiliation.
But wait!!! That's not the end of the story.
He found a way to maneuver the towel and was still licking at the crusty spot, so mom, using what few brains she has, came up with a better idea.
Yep, it's the t-shirt!! Can't you tell how excited he is to be wearing it? Hey, whatever works to keep him from licking his booboo, and give me something to laugh about!
And besides, it's just further humiliation for me to share with everydog!! Bwaahaahaa!!!
(I just can't help myself - it screams for publication)