Just like Turbo's human, my human is old. She is obsessed with 2 movies from the 1970's, which she has watched soooooo many times, she has all the dialogue memorized. Yes, memorized, word for word! It's quite annoying to hear her speak right along with the characters. Drives dad crazy.
What, may you ask, are these two movies? Jaws and Star Wars.
And, here's the worst part. Last weekend, there was a Jawsathon on HBO. Guess what she did all weekend? Yep, watched Jaws. What a loser.
And this weekend? Can you guess what's on HBO? Yep, Star Wars. ALL of them! Back to back, over and over. She is part slug, I swear!!! All she does is sit in that darn recliner and watch those movies!
She really needs a hobby.