Thursday, February 15, 2007

One to roll your eyes at

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Malamute.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Malamute. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Malamute. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says .

(ok this is good)

“Liver alone. Cheese mine."

Hawoowoowoo!! Sorry, couldn't resist!

(yes, I'm aware it's lame)


The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee!!!!! That's funny, Holly! I really like that!!!
PS: Did you see the puppy on Althea's blog?

Charlie said...

HA! that was good! Are you sure it wasnt the labrador that said that:-)

Marvin The Dog said...

ha ha ha ha ha! Very good Holly Boo Boo!

Marv xxxxx

Freda said...

Goods one, Holly. Lots of licks for that one.

Lots of snows out your way. How long will it be before you see the grounds again? We are havin' 60s and 70s here, but I know you like the snows better. Liver her alone. Cheese mine... Arf! Arf!